Dont get mad at an inanimate object
Seven verses of evidence. The LEGO on the floor, the ketchup bottle, the shopping cart with the wobbly wheel — each one presented like a case in small claims court where the defendant can’t testify because it’s a zipper. The spoken outro lands exactly right: “Seriously though, it’s a table. It doesn’t care.” Words to live by, honestly.
Tracks
- 01 Dont get mad at an inanimate object 2:54
Lyrics
[Verse 1] You stubbed your toe on the coffee table leg Now you're yellin' at it like it owes you somethin' But that table's been sittin' in the same spot Since the day you put it there it ain't done nothin' [Chorus] Don't get mad at an inanimate object It don't accomplish nothin' Don't get mad at an inanimate object It ain't gonna change a thing [Verse 2] The LEGO on the floor didn't set a trap It was just layin' there mindin' its own business You're the one who walked around without your shoes Now you're prosecutin' plastic where's your witness? [Chorus] Don't get mad at an inanimate object It don't accomplish nothin' Don't get mad at an inanimate object It ain't gonna change a thing [Verse 3] The door got slammed and you caught your finger Now you're starin' it down like it's got a vendetta But doors don't think and doors don't plan Maybe next time just hold on a little better [Chorus] Don't get mad at an inanimate object It don't accomplish nothin' Don't get mad at an inanimate object It ain't gonna change a thing [Verse 4] Your zipper's stuck and you're losin' your mind Yankin' on it like it's doin' this on purpose But a zipper's just some teeth on a track Gettin' angry only makes it worse trust us [Verse 5] The ketchup bottle won't give you a drop So you're squeezin' it and shakin' it and callin' it names Then it splatters on your shirt like a crime scene And you only got yourself to blame [Chorus] Don't get mad at an inanimate object It don't accomplish nothin' Don't get mad at an inanimate object It ain't gonna change a thing [Bridge] It can't hear you, it can't feel you It don't even know your name So take a breath and shake it off 'Cause you're the only one to blame [Verse 6] The shopping cart pulls to the left every time You're wrestlin' it down the aisle like a rodeo But that cart don't have a brain or a plan It's just got a wobbly wheel let it go [Verse 7] Your phone just died at two percent Right when you needed it the most Now you're lecturin' a rectangle of glass Like it's gonna feel bad but it won't even come close [Chorus] Don't get mad at an inanimate object It don't accomplish nothin' Don't get mad at an inanimate object It ain't gonna change a thing [Outro] (Spoken, half-laughing) Seriously though it's a table It doesn't care Just... walk it off Don't get mad at an inanimate object (It don't accomplish nothin') Don't get mad at an inanimate object Just laugh it off and keep on walkin'